The Far Out There Christmas Parade – page 11
Now HERE’S a gag that’s been woven surprisingly deep into the Far Out there mythos. Princess Rheiko was introduced waaaaaaay back as an example of how much media sucks, man, and has been popping up in various forms ever since. Not the least of which being one very controversial theory.
Could this be leading up to an actual appearance by the Lost Princess herself? I remain coy and noncommittal.
(Historical Notes: I think at this point it’s silly to pretend there isn’t SOME kind of payoff planned for Rheiko, but I remain coy on WHAT.)
Tabitha’s Mom is Princess Rheiko.
Wow, I thought I’d heard ’em all, but I’m pretty sure that’s the first time anybody’s suggested THAT one.
Tabitha reanimated Princess Rheiko as Bridget. The signs are all there! After all, look how different the hair is! It’s a clear ploy to throw us off the scent!
…and also made her significantly smaller and younger looking to save resources! IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE AND IS IN NO WAY ABSURD! 😀
Clearly the Teen Boy Squad is a result of Princess Rheiko being gender swapped and split into her four primary personality traits via a reversed-personality-merge beam. She/they are unaware of their origin, and their lives as they believe them to have gone to this point are actually a fabrication of the planetary intergalactic planetary witness protection program, which mistakenly believes they are someone else.