Well, he DID ask Trigger exactly what he did, right? Trigger’s picking up a bit of my own nutty personality here. I don’t talk all that much in general, but if you ask me about something I’m especially interested in, you’re gonna get more of an answer than you ever actually wanted.

Case in point: it may (or may not) interest you to know that I have no clue if all the weird, unwieldy technobabble Trigger spouts means anything. It was all strung together with The Technobabble Generator as found in Phil Farrand’s Nitpicker’s Guide for Next Generation Trekkers, Volume II. What, you thought I made up this whole Nitpicking thing MYSELF?