I mean, how was this NOT totally going to be the thing that happens here?

Also, I absolutely should have tried to make a real version of that Frankenstein Tree shirt to sell in the store.  In fact, I’m writing this on Wednesday night, I MIGHT actually have time to slap one together by the time this page goes live!  Let’s see if Future Me comes back and adds an extra link to this page!

EDIT: FUTURE ME DID IT!  You can buy a shirt here!  I can almost certainly guarantee that it will NOT arrive before Christmas, but it’s available now!

EDIT EDIT: Okay, so this is a new one.  I got the store page set up, but now the items are blocked because, apparently, the design infringes on somebody else’s design… even though the site totally failed to enlighten me as to HOW (presumably some bot noticed it looks like literally any other image file in the shape of a tree).  I’m not even mad or anything, since I basically only tried to make it available in the first place as a joke.  I’m just genuinely confused… and slightly frightened at the possibility that somebody else out there already thought “What if Christmas Tree, but Frankenstein?”