Astrid’s Calamitous Christmas Caper – page 11
There will always be something to complain about, no matter what.
Incidentally, I’m not entirely sure how getting into a fight with a smaller opponent riding around in a dome on a larger opponent’s head would even work. Like, it’s gotta be counter-intuitive in the heat of the moment to have to think about which face to punch. Of COURSE that’s the kind of question a Far Out There Christmas story would bring up, right?
Honestly, I suspect that this is all an elaborate method to allow Astrid to get off of the Naughty List. I think that she’s on there due to residual from her childhood, and her current activities commonly skirt the line between naughty & nice enough that her position remains static.
I always assumed that you were only categorized based on your past year – Santa’s list reset every year on Dec 26th, everybody starts out with a clean slate again. Although, statistics show that over 80% of Naughties are back on the list again by New Years – human nature doesn’t change that easily just because you get a bag of coal.
obligatory nitpicker correction: “for”->”more”
WHOOPS! Fixing.