Far Out There

(Historical Notes: A lot of people find having their stomachs loudly rumble embarrassing because “Eeew, bodilly function.”  With Layla, though, I think there’s something else.  There’s lots of legends floating around that WWE owner Vince McMahon hates yawning or sneezing because he views involuntary reflexes as a lack of control, and detests such demonstrations of weakness.  I think Layla has a similar mindset, viewing anything her physical frame has the audacity to do without her express permission as an unacceptable form of insubordination.  Also, Layla apparently grows several feet taller when her stomach growls.  Weird.)