Far Out There

(Historical Notes: GOOD LUCK GETTING A STRAIGHT ANSWER ON ANY CHARACTER’S AGE, KIDS.  I’m almost certain that came up in the comments.  I wish I could actually SEE the original comments, particularly mine, because looking at this page now I really like it and want to know if Past Me was happy about it as well.  There’s nothing overtly brilliant or anything, I just think it’s a nice solid little page is all.)