I just take it for granted that this is how all of Mariska’s nights out end. Here’s hoping your New Year gets off to a better start than this! I know how Mariska feels, though… well, not the drunken rambling[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! …I realize a pile of trash is probably an odd image to wrap up this whole series with, but if you think about the whole month as basically being one long Christmas Morning, then it’s only fitting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Now THIS has to be a no-brainer, right? Blip’s design is already one of the more plushier-friendly ones to begin with, and it probably wouldn’t be THAT hard to come up with randomizer sound chip that would automatically shuffle a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ya gotta have a board game, right? It’s just not a proper merchandising spree without a weird, inexplicable board game! Actually, I kind of had to compromise with myself on this one. My first inclination for “Far Out There: The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Watch your favorite Far Out There characters slowly melt into a misshapen lump of wax before you very eyes! Fun for the whole family! …except for Avatar’s candle, which as we all know will last forever. Actually, if I were[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am very much a child of the Muppet Babies era of children’s entertainment. Even if the property is already marketed for kids, there still needs to be an even MORE “for kids” version where the cast are kids or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh, come on. You know we couldn’t make it through a whole set of imaginary Far Out There merchandise without at least ONE Xal-Gox product! I dunno if it’s more or less weird to imagine what a Xal-Gox drink would[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, this is probably the most Christmas-y looking thing in this whole set of comics, and it wasn’t even on purpose. I just colored everything green because of COURSE I did, then stuck the red Far Out There stuff on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey, don’t even ACT like you don’t think I would commission an entire album of fictional advertisements if I could. I already did a whole series of Voting Incentives that were basically reviews for albums that don’t exist. I’ve got[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve not-even-really-joked numerous times that Far Out There could really do with a wiki, but what would REALLY make me feel legit would be some kind of print guide. I still have many a fond memory of flipping through my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…