Writing a sci-fi/comedy webcomic is easy. Just bash your head into a wall until you start babbling nonsense words without context, and BOOM! You’ve got your dialog!

So, yeah, that concludes this Totally Not A Setup For Character Who’ll Appear In Future Storylines. And now, back to your regularly scheduled Cute Girls Doing Really Zany Things.

And don’t forget: New Voting Incentive!

(OH YEAH, the Incentive/Patreon Gallery inches closer to being up to date, too!)

(Historical Notes: Actually, this page is totally not setting up TWO characters, the later of of which had only barely appeared by the time the hiatus happened, so as I write this in 2020, we still don’t know what Mariska was about to say.  MYSTERIOUS.)