Far Out There

Trigger’s Guide To Winning The Ladies:

Step 1: Show up uninvited and impose yourself into her activities.

Step 2: Badger her until you get your way.

Step 3: Completely disregard any of her interests that don’t coincide with your own.

Step 4: PROFIT… wait no.

Anyway, I’ll be up at Otakon by the time this page goes live, so if you’re going too, keep an eye out for me! And also, be sure to check Conventional Wisdom for my big Otakon update sometime next week!