Original note – Feb 14, 2008
Seriously, I couldn’t come up with a way of writing this thing that didn’t involve holing most of the characters back for a WHILE.
There IS a story here, though, I promise! Just bear with me!

(Historical Note: I keep saying I’m going to go back and redraw these opening comics, maybe for a book or something, and if I do I’ll change this whole bit.  There’s really no reason why there major characters were being treated as something mysterious to be revealed)