Far Out There

If, in some bizarre alternate universe, I actually DID make creepy Far Out There-themed body pillows, they’d be of the highly ironic variety. Like of Gright.

…but let’s just hope Tabitha never shows Miffy those dress-up pictures she took of Layla, or she’ll never hear the end of it.

(Historical Notes: As a reader pointed out, it’s not like Conventional Wisdom actually has any of those things either.  Miffy needs to stop being so high and mighty.)