Far Out There

So, um, let’s all pretend that I DIDN’T forget to draw the big, frilly, moon boot things on Stilez last page, alright? *sigh* I THOUGHT something was making her look less like Ultimate Warrior and more like Hulk Hogan with arm tassels for some reason (so, the Texas Tornado, then?)

Anyway, not a lot to say about this page that wasn’t already said in the last one… other than Patreon Developmental Wrestling must have a REALLY bad habit of announcing shows but not holding them until weeks (if not MONTHS) after the intended date. Oh, and look! Blip is Red Shoes Unno! I’m not gonna lie, the in-jokes for this thing are gonna lean VERY heavily in the old WWF/WCW direction (cos, well, I can’t write what I don’t know), but at least there’ll be ONE shout-out to New Japan Pro Wrestling running throughout the series.

Finally, I’ll go ahead and ask what is no doubt the biggest question on everyone’s mind right now: Wouldn’t “Candy Cane-Os” basically just be peppermints without the mint flavor? …and, like, a hole in the middle?

(Historical Notes: I dunno how Past Me apparently forgot that Candy Canes are traditionally peppermint.  I mean, yeah, my attention tends to be grabbed more by the “other candy in a cane shape” products like Starburst and Jolly Rancher candy canes, but I still know what the regular baseline flavor is.  Looks like the lack of sleep got to me early.)