page ONE THOUSAND
(Historical Notes: See? SEE? I kinda REALLY wanted to see the vintage comments on this of all milestone pages, but NOPE! Nothing but a big warning about Smackjeeves not liking bots. And obviously, this marks the first appearance of animated effects in a main Far Out There page after multiple experiments over on the Voting Incentives. And honestly, this re-post is STILL a bit of an experiment. While all the original animated pages were posted on SmackJeeves as GIFs, I’ve decided to rely entirely on PNGs now, including the animated pages. Which SHOULD work a lot better, and definitely be higher quality and allow for more colors… but obviously any time I do ANYTHING different, there’s the risk of something going wrong, so you never know when I might have accidentally flipped some webpage setting wrong and suddenly animations don’t work anymore. Then again, even back when I first posted the GIF version of this page, one of the frames was juuuuuust one pixel off from the others, so the whole thing had this really annoying jittery effect that I couldn’t fix without re-scaling and re-assembling the whole thing all over again. The point is, EVERYTHING doesn’t work in one way or another. That’s the moral of Far Out There page one thousand.)
Even if Avi does bring an elaborate light show with him everywhere, why’s it only a 1,000 number, and how did he persuade the other three to move it for him?
Remember: it’s THE FUTURE. That stuff probably collapses at the press of a button down to a hand-sized ball with a dial on it where you can program in any desires set of letters and numbers. Tarkus probably carries it around in one of his backpack pockets, right next to the twenty different disinfectant sprays.
Well, that WOULD explain how Hiro got up the top there (lifted by it expanding, while Lynne and Tarkus are just adjusting it into a better position).