You don’t need to tell people how something works in order to sell it. Heck, you don’t even have to have a clue yourself! As long as you’ve got the fancy words to get people excited, they’ll buy (Hmmm… I could make a political joke here, but I think I’ll refrain)

(Historical Note: Forget political jokes, what I NEEDED to be making was jokes about selling merchandise and Patreon perks and all that fun stuff.  I mean, I didn’t really have a store OR Patreon at the time, but still!  What an opportunity, WASTED!)