page 398 – BONK
No, I have NO idea what a “Can of Beard” is, and I don’t think any of us want to find out what (or why) one is.
Anyway, you gotta feel sorry for Dr. Jarre, slinking off like that. Left to languish in the dark, murky backstage of the comic until I get around to using her again. Hope she says Hi to Stilez and Tax while she’s back there.
Well, at least Trigger was polite enough to say thank you. Always the gentleman, that one.
Oh hey, in case you missed it on the forums, there’s a neat new addition to the fan art page!
And, as always, there’s a new page of The Killer Station of Deadly Doom waiting if you vote for Far Out There on TWC!
(Historical Notes: Well HERE’S an auspicious debut! Far Out There’s weirdest in a long line of weird recurring foodstuffs makes its first appearance here, and it’s such a huge moment that the panels themselves glitched out and became the sound effects!)
I recently had a thought for what the Can of Beard might be: instead of “containing” some sort of beard in the can, it causes the drinker to grow a beard (or extend an existing one), most likely via mad science chemicals, but maybe just hormones. Dunno whether I’m the first one to propose this idea, though.