page 1412 – Spaghetti Code
Confession time: today’s comic was originally supposed to be something entirely different. But then “glowing spaghetti circuitry” flashed across my brain, and the plan went right out the window. This is how drawing silly pictures for a living works, folks. As a side effect of this massive time mismanagement, I’m afraid I don’t have the new TWC Voting Incentive ready either. I’m gonna get to work on it as soon as this gets posted, but no promises on how long it’ll take. Sorry!
At this point I’m honestly wondering how much damage the tomato sauce would actually do. Given Marshall’s previous comments on food, I’m expecting it to do little enough damage to the average human’s stomach lining that, so long as you don’t drink it as a water-replacement, any damage would be recovered from a full night’s sleep. Either because it was NEVER that destructive, or because human’s have improved the baseline digestive functions before developing the “fun cosmetic” alternatives.
I’m convinced none of this stuff is harmful, and Marshall is one of those folks who gets all of his health info directly off the space internet’s alarmism dot com site.
On the other hand, while cheap tomato sauce is likely fine, this is “cheep” tomato sauce, probably not even from tomatoes, possibly squeezed out of some sort of small bird, so who knows what it’s really made of.
The end result is that, as soon as they’re finished with all this time and effort and labor and have a fully complete food ship, Stilez shows up and eats it.