Far Out There

The dark and gritty sequel to Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer that absolutely NO ONE asked for!

By the way, the single most time consuming part of this entire page was browsing through dozens and dozens of old pages to double check the names of pop culture figures I wanted to reference in the block of credits. Multiple times. For a chunk of text that most people probably won’t even be able to read. Next time I should just leave the original text, and say the presence of the cast of Frankenstein is an easter egg.

(Historical Notes: …and that’s too bad, because there’s honestly some nice Easter Eggs in all that tiny text if you squint hard enough to read it.  Anyway, if I was wrong in my guess about the previous page, then THIS was the last Far Out There page on the old version of SmackJeeves… and even if it wasn’t, let’s all just agree to say that it was.  I don’t even care that it proves to the world that I can’t draw four-legged animals to save my life.)