AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

Is it showing too much that we never really did the whole “Santa” thing in my household? I worry that this will seem a little too Over The Line to folks who actually have precious childhood memories attached to the big guy… actually, no. That’s not it. I just worry that this giant, festering… THING might finally have made this whole story too creepy for Christmas. Santa or no, I DO have precious childhood memories of Christmas that even I’m not sure I want this intruding on…

Well, it’s in your head now, so you’ll just have to deal with it.