Yeah, yeah, I know. This is basically the same joke that we saw this time last year (and I STILL can’t believe this story as dragged out this long) but what can I say? I get a kick out of fake endings like this.

But don’t worry, you aren’t getting cheated out of a REAL page for this dumb gag. Tune in Friday for another new page, just like always.

Oh, and stay tuned for a little something ELSE this weekend, too! (Man, I’m over-achieving this week, huh?)

(Historical Notes: So, apparently at least one person actually thought this WAS the sudden end of the comic before reading all the way down.  I kind of feel bad about that, which is why I largely avoid April Fools gags that aren’t WILDLY OBVIOUS.  Also, I can’t remember if this was an intentional reference to the previous year’s Star Trek movie or not.)