(WARNING!!! EVENTS ON THIS PAGE HAVE SINCE BEEN RETCONED! Read these two extra bits to learn what REALLY happened)

Man… Three guesses why Layla’s Dad willed everything over to her and not his wife. (By the way, anyone who gets why it’s funny for “Layla” to have a mother named “Pattie” deserves a cookie)

And yes, I know. This is one freaking WEIRD layout.

(Historical Note: I really ought to be saying something about the whole extensive retcon, or maybe how the image host that originally housed the retcon explanations has ALSO gone down… but I’m just too distracted by the dated weakest link reference in the title.  That’s just PAINFUL.)