Far Out There

(Historical Notes: DANG IT! I’m sure Past Me wrote some actual real commentary for this page when it went up on SmackJeeves, but it’s not mirrored on any of the social media posts.  To think, for the longest time I avoided posting the “real” content anywhere else in order to drive traffic to the main site, and now that preview stuff is far better preserved than what it was promoting.  Anyway, this isn’t my best photoshopping by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s a lot better than anything I could have managed as little as a year earlier.  In case you can’t tell, this started out as a photo of a can of Cherry Dr. Pepper and a regular Dr. Pepper in a novelty football pattern.)